Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.I soon noticed that the new program began unexpectedchild processing that took up a lot of space andvaluable resources.In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all otherprograms and now monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run,crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem tokeep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting torun my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about goingback to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't workon Wife 1.0.Please help!Thanks,A Troubled User.


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainmentprogram.Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by itsCreator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible todelete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program filesfrom the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual underWarnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend that youkeep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "YesDear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C: \APOLOGIZE. Because ultimately you will have to givethe APOLOGIZE command before the system will return tonormal anyway.Wife 1.0 is a great! program, but it tends to be veryhigh maintenance. Wife1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Cleanand Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.However, be very careful how you use these programs.Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.